WHO was the one who drew the stupid mantis thing on my Maths notes?!? Walao. I've been asking around the entire day and no one admitted! Damn, I kept wondering who on earth was the person the whole day lah. I must find out who is the boliao person. The person shall suffer. The person shall have the honour of being given the Headbutt. Mark my words.

Walao. I shall invent this anti-mantis device one day man. Call me mantis, you will get a punch on your nose. Draw any stupid mantis thing on my stuff, your fingers shall be broken. Better still, all the praying mantises in the world will eat your head off. Or you will become a praying mantis yourself. Then I'll spray insecticide at you and you will die. Either that or you can become an insect eaten by praying mantises.

Bully me somemore lah. *wags finger

My ideal prom dress: Tiara, fairy wings, fairy wand and puffy dress. I'll fly around the hotel and sprinkle fairy dust. Enchante what. My ideal prom dress will totally fit the theme man. I'll most probably get the Most Enchanting award. Hahahahaha...

Maybe I can wear cheongsum and look like one of the waitresses. Or maybe I can wear a tux and be outstanding. Or maybe I can wear the school uniform wow how cool can that be. Go in a bathrobe hahahahahahahahahaha! Or don't wear anything at all.

My prelims end on 22 Sept!!!! Bloody :( Most of my classmates end days earlier than me! It's very painful to think that while your friends can relax and play, you are still mugging fervently for a stupid subject :( I think LEP S is gonecase unless the paper is extended to 6 hours instead of 3 or something.

I hid my brother's deodorant!!!! Muahahahahahaha!!! Now he can't spray the wretched thing at me when I disturb him :):):):):):)

It's like my daily routine to disturb my brother. If I dun disturb him I'll feel very uneasy. When I get sian of doing homework, I disturb him. When I get tired of mugging, I disturb him. When I have nothing to do, I disturb him. Before I bathe, I disturb him. After I bathe, I disturb him. I disturb him every waking moment.

But pls don't feel sorry for my brother. Like his pretty and smart sister, he knows how to retaliate when he is provoked. While his pretty and smart sister believes in using headbutt, he believes in using less violent methods. He either shouts very loudly (so that my dad will hear and scold me), sprays deodorant at me, or messes up my room and hide my stuff. But recently he prefers using the deodorant.

So now that I hid his deodorant, he can't do anything to me anymore!! Muahahahaha...

In any case I still love my brother.

I think I sound quite stupid. This means that I'm very tired and my brain is dead.

Goodbye. I shall watch Goong tml! Woo~