It's an unearthly time of 3.34am and I'm taking a break from studying contract law so I decided to post this phone conversation I had with this stupid guy during dinner just now. Apparently this stupid guy is from some dubious-sounding facial salon dunno what and he was offering me this free facial session which I had absolutely no interest in cos it's so dubious-sounding duh.

Stupid guy: Hello! I'm from *dubious-sounding shit* facial salon.
Me: Er yes. Where are you from again?
Stupid guy: I'm from *dubious-sounding shit* facial salon. Our salon is having this promotion now and is inviting you to come down for a free facial session, which is catered for young girls and guys. Are you free to come down anytime this week for it?

By this time I was irritated cos I had no idea where he got my number from and I wanted to demand him to tell me how did he get my number. But of course I didn't cos I'm a nice person. But the level of irritation was slowly increasing.

Me: I'm sorry, but I don't have the time to go down for this facial session.
Stupid guy: But the facial session is only 15 mins.
Me: I really don't have the time. I'm busy settling some stuff at the moment.
Stupid guy: Is it exams? Is it exams?
Me: No, I just started school and I really need the time to settle down and arrange my school stuff, so I won't have the time. (Dunno why am I wasting the time entertaining him)
Stupid guy: Oh well that's ok, if you don't want to be good-looking and forever young...
Me: It's ok. I'm good-looking enough.

Maybe I did learn to articulate better in law afterall :)