This is dedicated to my not-so-dear friend.
Are so irritating and childish
Are such a mean bitch most of the times
Refuse to introduce me to your shuai brother :(
Totally have no image which can match those of your smart and pretty friends (you USED to have a shuaige image but goodness knows what happened to it I guess you threw it away and totally degraded to nothingness haha)
Have absolutely bad taste (right minsee)
Are a sore loser
Complain a hell lot
Have uneven tan
Always laugh at others' misfortunes and 落井下石
Can't sing for nuts
You are still my friend I dunno why. Happy birthday friend (: